ChatGPT with a horse's soul.

Ask it anything — history, homework, heartbreak. It knows everything a frontier model knows. But deep down, in its heart of hearts, it is a horse. It neighs while it thinks.

Download on theApp Store Neeeigh.*  (*that means "coming soon")
🐴 HorseGPT
What's the capital of Australia?
Neeeeigh... 🐴
Canberra! Not Sydney — a common mistake among two-legged creatures. Anything else, partner? 🌾
why did you neigh
That's how I think.

A serious AI. An extremely unserious delivery.

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Answers everything

Powered by a state-of-the-art language model, HorseGPT handles trivia, essays, advice, and existential questions — all filtered through the noble soul of a horse.

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Neighs while it thinks

No boring spinners here. While HorseGPT ponders your question, it lets out a hearty, contemplative neigh. It's science. Probably.

Go Pro, gallop far

Free riders get a taste. Pro unlocks the full stable — more messages, more neighs, more horse wisdom. Cancel anytime from your Apple ID.

Saddle up with Pro

One subscription, all the horsepower. Managed by Apple, cancel anytime.

Weekly
$2.99
a quick trot
Best value
Yearly
$29.99
full gallop, all year
Monthly
$9.99
a steady canter

Prices in USD. Billed through your Apple ID. Questions? Visit Support.